Buy things you absolutely don’t need, but might enjoy anyway!
The Original Pet Rock
€4.99
No feeding, no walking, just pure companionship. Comes with a cardboard box.
Banana Phone
€19.99
Make calls in style with this perfectly useless banana-shaped phone.
USB Pet Rock
€9.99
Plug it in... it does nothing. Perfect for your desk boredom.
Finger Drum Kit
€14.50
Drum on your fingers like a pro — no talent required!
Invisibility Cloak
€99.99
Totally invisible. No one will see you coming (because it’s not real).
Self-Stirring Mug
€24.99
Let your coffee stir itself — because you’re too important to do it.